Sent: Revised April 25th, 2004 To: All Concerned Subject: FW: OUR Hidden Meanings 17 From: OUR PG13_Funnys @ HYPERLINK "http://pg13_funnys.tripod.com/index.htm" http://pg13_funnys.tripod.com/index.htm Pay attention to this ! ! ! It has been brought to the attention of management, that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of our more easily offended employees, this will no longer be tolerated. Management does however, realize the "importance of each person being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees/select customers. Therefore, management has compiled the following coded list so proper exchange of ideas and information can continue. CODED PHRASE TRUE MEANING *** NEWEST *** **************************************************************** *** OUR MOST Frequently Used Phrases *** CODED PHRASE TRUE MEANING AAAAaaae ! ! (Fonzy type greeting to) * OUR * Friends Have a Nice Day ! UP-Yours ! - Friend * OR * Thanks for Leaving/Calling Fn ASSHOLE ! Yes, Ms; Who lit the fuse on I understand what U said. your tampon, again? At Your Service, Aae ! Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. You should ask for more training ** You're just working here until a good fast-food job opens up, huh ? AMF Adios, My Friend , OR Adios, Mother "-" **************************************************************** CODED PHRASE TRUE MEANING You are a Locomotive ! Gates are down, the lights are flashing but the train is not coming. You have reached Rock Start Digging ! bottom You can go very far The sooner You start, the better. from this Job U Stick with it. Working with glue too much. You have 2 Brains. 1 is lost and the other is out looking for-it. You hate Pets ? The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead You're very open minded Your brains are falling out ! So, Your very Religious. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. What Religion are You ? If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. I see You cleaned the Floor. You swept the floor with a glance, huh? That meets OSHA spec.’s ? For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. Good Passport Picture ! It looks like You need a Trip ! ! You rigidly diet & exercise ? Eat well, stay fit, die anyway ! Men are from Mars ? ? Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it, Bitch ! Your on a Balanced Diet? A Cookie in either hand ? You are Very Experienced ! It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again, AssHole. I Understand Fully Who gives a F--- ! What is Your Blood Type ? b-negative? A pessimist's No Hard Feelings You Impotent SOB ! Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time, Asshole ! You are out of estrogen? RUN! She may have a gun! Deja moo, Huh? The feeling that you've heard this bull before. We 3 feel certain about it. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill = Your IT ! You possess a universal element. Stupidity How are you doing? I hope your dick falls off. So, you would like my Kiss my ass. help with this. I love a challenge. This job sucks! It has a design flaw AND YOU F.ed it up AND abused it since day 1. It was never 100% ??? Really! You've gotta be shitting me. You have a memory of a camera Photographic but without film. Tell me what you need? Aae !!! I'll tell you how to get along without it, Aae !! Are you sure it is a problem? Who the F. care? You want me to take care of this? Who the hell died and made you boss? He's not familiar with this problem. He's got his head up his Ass *OR* another UNKNOWN Fn Jap. Mod./SoftW. vers. I'LL ask "Him" about IT. . . Tell someone who gives a F-. I'm certain that's feasible. No Fn way. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. I wasn't involved in that project. It's not my Fn problem. Of course I'm concerned. Ask me if I give a F. I'll try to schedule that. Why the F. didn't you tell me sooner, AH ? I realize the cost of Your Downtime. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep. You are Very Professional You're a Real Bitch or Bastard; You ARE irreplaceable ! You can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. You are Emotionally Secure. Your finally On the right medication; You look to be stable. Occasional stalker, but never arrested; You Should be Knighted ! Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't I'd say Your 40ish Your 50 looking for a 25 year-old; JUST in Time !! If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done You have an Idea? And your cry baby whiny- assed opinion would be...? You'll Laugh at it later He who laughs last, thinks slowest You seem very Bright! Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak Needing someone is like If he isn't there the first time, chances needing a parachute. are you won't be needing him again. I ! have an attitude problem ? You have a perception problem. I Don't know what to do? Walk fast and look worried. Wow, Your Kid is an Honor Student! My kid will get your honor roll student pregnant. It'll be fixed ASAP, MY way WARNING! Serviceman only carries $22.00 in ammunition. This does not seem to be the fix. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. I'll let You know if it fixed. How many times do I have to flush before you go away? I'LL ask "Dick" about IT. . . Dick says Bend-Over ! You are Very Professional You're a Real Bitch or Bastard; You Have a Contagious Smile You probably need Penicillian, U slease; O, Your a Widow? U nagged your 1st husband to Death? Yes, Ms; I understand what U said. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? All You guys go to the Gym? Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel Interesting behavior. What the F.? I'm not sure I can implement this. F-. it ! it won't work. Perhaps I can work late. When the F. do they expect me to do this? You don't say? Eat shit. Excuse me! Eat shit and die. Excuse me sir. Eat shit and die M.F.er They weren't happy with it. What the F- do they want from me? I see! Blow me! Aloha. F- off. As-ta-la vista. I hope the F- I never see you again. Haven't I seen you before? Nice ass Where are You from? Get OFF my planet, A.H. ============================================================== Additional coded phrases *WILL* be added when FOUND/USED ! ! @ http://pg13_funnys.tripod.com/